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All I Really Desire For Christmas
by Family Guy
on All I Actually Desire for Christmas (From "Family unit Guy") (2010), Family Guy Songs
Peter:
Hi, I'grand Peter Griffin. All of us hither at Family Guy would like to wish you lot a Merry Christmas, or a Happy Jew Christmas, depending on your religion.
Lois:
Peter, it'southward Hanukkah.
Peter:
Oh, deplorable.
[Chris laughs]
Meg:
Shut upward, Chris! This is supposed to be serious!
Chris:
Okay, we've prepared a musical holiday greeting that nosotros would like to sing for you lot.
Lois:
Brian, would you start us off?
Brian:
Sure.
Stewie:
You know, I heard we tin can say dirty words on this anthology.
Chris:
Ha ha, Boobie! I said boobie. Did you hear me? Ha, I said it twice.
Brian:
Okay, okay, have information technology easy, you guys [clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen, the lush arrangements of Walter Potato.
[synthesized orchestra begins playing]
The snow is glistening in the trees,
Every bit Christmas carols fill the breeze,
And children pray on bended knees...
Stewie:
Santa Claus, be certain y'all don't
Screw upwards my freakin' order, delight!
Brian:
Great, thanks for destroying the mood.
Chris:
Dad, what do y'all desire for Christmas?
Peter:
Ah, let'south see...
Britney Spears and Courtney Cox
Wearing nada but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Brian:
Well, that'south only not practical.
Peter:
Plenty of beer then much scotch
That I hitting on my own crotch
Is all I actually want for Christmas this year!
How most you Lois, what do yous desire?
Lois:
All my flabbin' cellulite surgically uprooted
So installed in Julia Roberts' ass, Ha!
Spending a steamy night between
Kevin and his partner Bean
Giggling as they remove my brassiere.
Peter & Lois:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year
Lois:
What do you desire, Meg?
Stewie:
How about something to remove her Matt Houston mustache?
Meg:
I desire a house in Malibu
And a cure for bacne, too.
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
Chris:
Eww! Y'all take bacne!
Meg:
Shut upwards, Chris!
Peter:
Anything else, honey?
Meg:
I want a singing navel, Dad,
Only like on that Levi's ad.
That'due south all I really desire for Christmas this year!
Brian:
All I can say is, give thanks God that advertising firm doesn't do tampons.
Chris:
At present me!
At that place'south an evil monkey, who's
Living in my cupboard,
I just wish he'd get away and die,
I want Jillian Barberie,
Rubbing up existent close to me
Saying dirty, bad things into my ear.
Stewie:
Oh, she's awful.
Chris:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this twelvemonth
Stewie:
Well, it's your turn, domestic dog. Every bit if anyone gives a 2-shilling shit about what you desire.
Brian:
Every twelvemonth I've prayed and prayed
For a daughter who isn't spayed.
That's all I really desire for Christmas this yr.
Chris:
What does spayed mean?
Peter:
Oh, y'all know, like Melissa Etheridge.
Brian:
I'd love it if you would not harass me
When I start to chew my ass
That's all I actually want for Christmas this year!
Your plow, kid.
Stewie:
Is information technology awfully much to have
But one evening weekly
Where at that place is no embrace charge at Rage?
Brian:
I knew information technology!
Stewie:
Knew what?
Lois' name I'd love to see
With the letters R.I.P.
She'due south alive and well, but let's play by ear.
All:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Stewie:
Oh, honey. That high note rather did me in. Would somebody please modify me?
Road to the North Pole version
Peter:
Jessica Biel and Megan Play a joke on
Wearin' nothin' simply their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Brian:
Well, that'south just not practical.
Lois:
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I actually want for Christmas this yr.
Peter:
Aw, that sounds terrific. How most you, kids?
Chris:
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!
Million:
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink.
Peter:
Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
The Griffins (except Brian):
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I actually want this year.
Brian:
Santa's got his work cut out for him.
Peter:
Oh, we ain't fifty-fifty gotten started yet.
Lois:
I wanna tour the Spanish declension...
Peter:
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
Peter and Lois:
Is all I really desire for Christmas this twelvemonth.
Lois:
Wait, what?
Peter:
Forget it. Keep goin'.
Chris:
Jennifer Garner in my bed...
Meg:
Softer voices in my head...
Chris and One thousand thousand:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Stewie:
Yellow block uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[laughs]
Brian:
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Peter:
Poo on y'all! It'south not enough!
DVD Lyrics:
Suck my dick. Information technology'south non enough!
Stewie:
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch]
DVD Lyrics: Why don't you go out and chase cars, you queer!
Brian:
Await who's talking.
The Griffins:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian:
I'1000 just proverb it seems a bit excessive.
Lois:
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, information technology's Christmas.
Peter:
And Christmas is most gettin'. Everyone in boondocks knows that.
Quagmire:
Japanese girls with no restraint
But to asphyxiate me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Ooh, giggity!
Bonnie:
Platinum-plated silverware...
Joe:
Merely one 24-hour interval when kids don't stare...
Bonnie and Joe:
Is all I actually want for Christmas this yr.
Mort:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will get to courtroom and sue your donkey!
Happy holiday!
Mayor Adam Due west:
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
Herbert:
And a little drummer boy.
He can either tap his drum or my rear.
Mayor Adam West, Herbert and Mort:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I actually want this year.
Tom Tucker:
I want a golden mustache comb.
Angela:
And some spermicidal foam.
Tom Tucker and Angela:
That's all I actually want for Christmas this year.
Carter:
I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Consuela:
I would like more than Lemon Pledge.
Carter and Consuela:
That'southward all I really want for Christmas this twelvemonth.
Bruce:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.
Jillian:
I just want some colored Easter eggs.
Carl:
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
Tomak:
We don't know what "Christmas" is.
Bellgarde:
We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".
Anybody (except Brian):
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I actually desire this year.
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